Bling H2O Water
Tired of drinking the same old Dasani bottled water as the average working middle class Joe? If so, your prayers have been answered. Introducing Bling H2O, bottle water that ranges from $24 to $40 a bottle, or, if your truly want to flex your superiority, pick up a case for $552. Sure you could have used that money for charitable foundations or research to cure cancer or save the whales, but who needs whales when you're sipping on a frosted glass bottle exquisitely handcrafted with Swarovski crystals?
So who's drinking Bling H2O? How about Ray Lewis, Jamie Foxx, and Paris Hilton's dog for starters? Check out their website and pick up your own taste of Saddam and Gomorrah, bottled for your convenience.
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6 comments:
It's a world gone mad!!
Don't know what else to say.
I think that sums it up pretty well.
Is water benefiting the community from which it came? I doubt it. If you want a taste of "Bling H2O" just take a trip to Dandridge, TN, fill a glass with tap water, and there you go! Sheesh!
As Bobby Boucher so eloquently put it, "Now that's what I call high quality H2O!"
Actually there are probably people filling these fancy bottles with water out of their backyard hoses. People will buy anything for status no matter how idiotic it is, and this is right up there.
I've got a gold-plated stapler to sell you.
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