Miss New Jersey Amy Palumbo's Not-Quite Explicit Pictures

Amy Palumbo, also known as Miss New Jersey to the layperson, was threatened by an anonymous fan who had stumbled upon a series of photographs of the young pageant princess on the social networking site, Facebook. The fan sent the photographs to pageant officials in a wily ploy to get Amy to give up her crown.

It seems Amy Palumbo failed to read Facebook's Code of Conduct when she and a few of her friends posted these images, which she contends were "meant to be private." Of course, Amy. When I want something to be private, the obvious course of action is to use Facebook.

In order to thwart her would-be blackmailer, Amy went public. In an interview on the Today Show, she reveals herself in a series of raunchy, pornographic photographs certain to bring any red-blooded American male to trouser rousing attention ...



.. or not. It turns out the photographs barely make a PG rating, and I wouldn't have been surprised to find Ariel doing the same as she sang Part of Your World to families across America. Okay, so maybe I'm exaggerating. However, although it's not exactly Disney material, it's a far cry from newsworthy. "Obviously, they're not that bad. I'm a normal college girl," the young Miss Jersey said.

The best part of the interview was hearing Matt Lauer attempting to describe the pictures. "And it shows him ... you know ... playfully ... I'd guess you'd say, 'biting your breast.'" Yeah, Matt. I'd guess you would say that.

Fortunately, the pageant board decided to allow her to keep her crown, so hopefully we will see Miss Palumbo in more breast-biting adventures when she competes for the crown of Miss America.