Christy Newlin - Cop's Wife By Day, Prostitute by Night

Like Superman's alter ego, Clark Kent, Christy Newlin lives a double life. For part of it, she poses as a mild-mannered housewife of a sheriff's deputy in Oakland County, Michigan.

"Good morning dear. I hope you slept well. Here, I made you bacon and eggs. And coffee, too, yes, just how you like it. Two scoops of sugar and just a smidgen of milk. I love you too, dear. Be safe. I'll see you when you get home from work."

As her husband, Randy Newlin, pulls out of the driveway, 45-year old Christy Newlin peeks out the window to make sure he is gone. Then, she slips into a chair in front of her computer. It's time for business. She checks her website, where she advertises her "services" and rates ... $250 an hour. Then she checks her e-mail. Excellent. She has a client. Arrangements are made to meet at a discreet hotel. Christy Newlin strips out of her Clark Kent disguise and becomes Woman of the Night.

Woman of the Night travels to the hotel. Money changes hands. Dirty things happen. Woman of the Night returns home and resumes her role as Christy Newlin, the mild-mannered housewife.

12 years pass.

Fortunately, an anonymous caller tipped off Sherrif Michael Bouchard, ending Christy Newlin's double-life. She is currently free on bond and will face preliminary charges on Monday. Her husband has not been charged and claims he had no knowledge of her alter ego.

Can you imagine finding out that your wife has been whoring herself for the last twelve years of your marriage? Not even Superman could have kept that one hidden. We don't know if we should applaud her for her cunning or bitch-slap her into next week.