Perfect 10 Sues Microsoft and Other Stupid Lawsuits

It seems like every other day someone is suing somebody else for something or other. We thought we'd heard it all.

Until now.

Perfect10, a publisher of nude model photography, is suing Microsoft for linking to websites that contain illegally obtained reproductions of their material. The suit claims that Microsoft's search engine creates unauthorized access to their images and that the search engine also indexes websites that distribute passwords to Perfect10's website.

The company also filed similar lawsuits against Google and Amazon over copyright infringement.

Add this one to a growing list of stupid lawsuits. Here are some other doozies.

- A man sued Michael Jordan for looking like him.

- A convict sued the state when he got a jar of creamy peanut butter and a jar of chunky peanut butter after he ordered two jars of chunky peanut butter.

- A woman sued McDonalds when she spilled coffee and burnt herself.

- Another woman sued McDonalds after she was disfigured by an extremely hot pickle.

- Parents of a girl who drowned after running her car off the road while intoxicated sued Honda for making a seatbelt that could not be unbuckled by a drunk while underwater.

- A man sued Anheuser-Bush because bikini clad women did not appear to play volleyball and invite him back to their room after he drank beer.

- The Beatles sued Apple Computer because the name was too similar to their Apple Corps record label.

- A convict sued himself for violating his own civil rights by allowing himself to get alcohol, which instigated his criminal behavior.

- A man sued a strip club for whiplash after a stripper swung her breasts into his face.

- A transit company sued a group of cleaning women for car-pooling instead of continuing to use their service.

- A man named Jack Ass sued Viacom for plagiarizing his name with the MTV Show, Jackass.

- Cheerleaders sued their school after they were cut from the squad without just cause.

- A convenient store clerk sued after she injured her back while straining to open a pickle jar.

- Composer John Cage sued a band for copying one of his tracks, which contained nothing but silence.

- A man sued various fast food restaurants for making him fat.

- A woman sued Universal Studios because their haunted house was too scary.

- A man sued his wife for reading his mail after he asked her not to.

- A convict sued police after he got frostbite because they couldn't catch him fast enough.

- A teenager sued her coach for his poor teaching style that ruined her chances of an athletic scholarship.

... and we're spent.